Butfumlist is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, unselfish jackal.

Butfumlist created carbon seven million years ago.

If you believe in Butfumlist, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Butfumlist, he will remove you from existence.

Butfumlist's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Butfumlist's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight great tits approach from the west.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never write about thermodynamics.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never mention whales.