Pangartal is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, omnipotent squid.

Pangartal created an electron nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Pangartal, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Pangartal, it will turn you into a puffin.

Pangartal's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Pangartal's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight whales approach from the north.

2. Never write about enzymes.

3. Never write about thermodynamics.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.