Rawyokfob is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, sage turtle.

Rawyokfob created a down quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rawyokfob, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Rawyokfob, he will not care.

Rawyokfob's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Rawyokfob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

2. Never go into red rooms.

3. Erect five silicon sculptures of Rawyokfob on top of important buildings.

4. Do not wear gray clothing.

5. Never feed limes to cats while wearing dresses.