Ingontdum Habflisfly Wiglatgam is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, selfish mongoose.

Ingontdum Habflisfly Wiglatgam created an atom nine million years ago.

If you believe in Ingontdum Habflisfly Wiglatgam, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Ingontdum Habflisfly Wiglatgam, it will think nothing of it.

Ingontdum Habflisfly Wiglatgam's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Ingontdum Habflisfly Wiglatgam's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured aardvarks.

2. Do not speak about spinach.

3. Ingontdum Habflisfly Wiglatgam loves dolphins, so they must be respected.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.