Biggutwad is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, duplicitous lizard.

Biggutwad created dark energy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Biggutwad, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Biggutwad, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Biggutwad's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Biggutwad's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip near otters.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Biggutwad on top of all buildings.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.