Nullkangut is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, overgenerous goblin.

Nullkangut created a photon five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nullkangut, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nullkangut, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Nullkangut's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Nullkangut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force near shrews while wearing cyan scarves and balancing three silicon spheres on your head.

3. You must love Nullkangut.

4. Never talk about badgers.

5. Retreat if eight great tits approach from the south.