Zogkablist is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, confident dingo.

Zogkablist created Asia two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zogkablist, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Zogkablist, it will be mildly annoyed.

Zogkablist's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Zogkablist's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from violet frogs for they are unholy.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always make sure there are no otters in a building before entering it.

4. Put Zogkablist first in all things.

5. Do not wear green clothing.