Hak is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, charitable finch.

Hak created the planet Earth three million years ago.

If you believe in Hak, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hak, she will try to impress you with trees.

Hak's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Hak's Holy Commandments

1. Hak loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Hak must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Retreat if five tapirs approach from the north.

5. Do not make images of living things.