Sugyattrull is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, cheerful alligator.

Sugyattrull created a Higgs boson two billion years ago.

If you believe in Sugyattrull, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Sugyattrull, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Sugyattrull's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Sugyattrull's Holy Commandments

1. Learn eight new languages a year.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Sugyattrull loves geese, so they must be respected.

4. Never eat turnips.

5. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.