Renbodmet is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, idiotic wren.

Renbodmet created viruses four billion years ago.

If you believe in Renbodmet, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Renbodmet, it will turn you into a slug.

Renbodmet's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Renbodmet's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Learn six new languages a year.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Renbodmet in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never look at moons.