Yikcipflam is a god.

It takes the form of a small, annoying unicorn.

Yikcipflam created a strange quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yikcipflam, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Yikcipflam, it will torture you forever.

Yikcipflam's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Yikcipflam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never think ill of sick pigs.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.