Manlognullarp is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, humorless dog.

Manlognullarp created tapeworms eight million years ago.

If you believe in Manlognullarp, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Manlognullarp, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Manlognullarp's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Manlognullarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always look after injured sharks.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never paint your arms turquoise.

5. Always help tortoises in need.