Bignilltad is a god.
It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unthoughtful
human.
Bignilltad created the Andromeda Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bignilltad, it will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Bignilltad, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.
Bignilltad's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.
Bignilltad's Holy Commandments1. Never go into purple rooms.
2. Do not speak about grapes.
3. Always take life seriously.
4. Never think about electromagnetism near squirrels while wearing pink scarves and balancing eight lead spheres on your arms.
5. Do not wear red clothing.