Bignilltad is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unthoughtful human.

Bignilltad created the Andromeda Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bignilltad, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bignilltad, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Bignilltad's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Bignilltad's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into purple rooms.

2. Do not speak about grapes.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never think about electromagnetism near squirrels while wearing pink scarves and balancing eight lead spheres on your arms.

5. Do not wear red clothing.