Fadcumjon is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, moody chinchilla.

Fadcumjon created the Sol system five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadcumjon, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fadcumjon, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Fadcumjon's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Fadcumjon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Never think about quantum gravity near aardvarks while wearing turquoise boots and balancing six silver spheres on your legs.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fadcumjon.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always take life seriously.