Rutwabcut is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, effective yak.

Rutwabcut created an atom seven million years ago.

If you believe in Rutwabcut, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Rutwabcut, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Rutwabcut's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Rutwabcut's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Rutwabcut.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Learn three new languages a year.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not kill doves.