Zakont is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, all-powerful deer.

Zakont created the planet Saturn three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zakont, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Zakont, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Zakont's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Zakont's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not take Zakont's name in vain.

4. Retreat if eight grasshopers approach from the east.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.
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