Biggutbass is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, all-knowing human.

Biggutbass created dark matter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Biggutbass, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Biggutbass, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Biggutbass' most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Biggutbass' Holy Commandments

1. Always treat moths with great respect.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.

5. Do not dye your hair white.