Sinnulldanyogdotbellfenfag is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, resourceful mink.

Sinnulldanyogdotbellfenfag created a top quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sinnulldanyogdotbellfenfag, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Sinnulldanyogdotbellfenfag, he will be mildly annoyed.

Sinnulldanyogdotbellfenfag's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Sinnulldanyogdotbellfenfag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt sheep.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Pray towards the north.