Sinjopbin is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, prudent whale.

Sinjopbin created everything that exists four years ago.

If you believe in Sinjopbin, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sinjopbin, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Sinjopbin's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Sinjopbin's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not hurt bats.

3. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not take Sinjopbin's name in vain.

5. Never laugh in the presence of monkeys.