Dapyarlved is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, egotistical walrus.

Dapyarlved created carbon two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dapyarlved, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dapyarlved, it will not care at all.

Dapyarlved's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Dapyarlved's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

4. Do not dye your hair fawn.

5. Hide from brown sharks for they are unholy.