Popqueegpag is a god.
She takes the form of a chunky, charitable
badger.
Popqueegpag created vertebrates three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Popqueegpag, she will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Popqueegpag, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.
Popqueegpag's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.
Popqueegpag's Holy Commandments1. Do not make images of living things.
2. Always take life seriously.
3. Do not stand on grass.
4. Popqueegpag loves nematodes, so they must be respected.
5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.