Popqueegpag is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, charitable badger.

Popqueegpag created vertebrates three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Popqueegpag, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Popqueegpag, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Popqueegpag's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Popqueegpag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Popqueegpag loves nematodes, so they must be respected.

5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.