Mobnurtgofgan Biftangid is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, amazing dryad.

Mobnurtgofgan Biftangid created the Sunflower Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mobnurtgofgan Biftangid, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Mobnurtgofgan Biftangid, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Mobnurtgofgan Biftangid's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Mobnurtgofgan Biftangid's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Mobnurtgofgan Biftangid's priests.

2. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not eat parsnips.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
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