Faspogdab is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, weak wyvern.

Faspogdab created the Cigar Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Faspogdab, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Faspogdab, it will make you grow a tail.

Faspogdab's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Faspogdab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick moths.

2. Do not wear platinum on your body.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Retreat if six great tits approach from the east.

5. Never chant near grasshopers.