Catbudfab is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, dishonourable beaver.

Catbudfab created time and space three billion years ago.

If you believe in Catbudfab, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Catbudfab, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Catbudfab's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Catbudfab's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never write about electromagnetism.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Catbudfab.

5. Always help sick sharks.