Kimbidsannutt is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, cheerful skunk.

Kimbidsannutt created the Sun four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kimbidsannutt, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kimbidsannutt, he will turn you into a duck.

Kimbidsannutt's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Kimbidsannutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tapirs.

3. Do not keep eight manatees in a large pit.

4. Never feed lentils to turtles while wearing jumpers.

5. Always help sick dogs.