Cebablun Nelganbog is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, sapient manatee.

Cebablun Nelganbog created the Sun three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cebablun Nelganbog, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cebablun Nelganbog, it will try to impress you with trees.

Cebablun Nelganbog's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Cebablun Nelganbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

2. Always help sick porpoises.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never think about quantum field theory near goats while wearing fawn corsets and balancing nine carbon spheres on your head.

5. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Cebablun Nelganbog on top of all buildings.
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