Appbotnat is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, overgenerous duck.

Appbotnat created the Large Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Appbotnat, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Appbotnat, he will turn you into a slug.

Appbotnat's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Appbotnat's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Appbotnat.

2. Always help geese in need.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always wear turquoise.

5. Pray towards the north.