Nigyartvid is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, almighty mongoose.

Nigyartvid created life four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nigyartvid, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nigyartvid, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Nigyartvid's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Nigyartvid's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.

2. Never hurt mites.

3. Never wear indigo corsets.

4. Nematodes are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never think ill of sick dolphins.