Leggepcat is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, self-confident squirrel.

Leggepcat created time and space nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Leggepcat, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Leggepcat, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Leggepcat's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Leggepcat's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. You must pray to Leggepcat six times a day.

3. You must never eat beans.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Never eat rice.