Sasxenhin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, omnipotent sheep.

Sasxenhin created the Milkyway three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sasxenhin, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Sasxenhin, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Sasxenhin's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Sasxenhin's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat hamsters with great respect.

2. Erect eight nickel sculptures of Sasxenhin on top of important buildings.

3. Do not wear iron on your body.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Sasxenhin must be the most important thing in your life.