Cidsomyokmin is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, dishonest dove.

Cidsomyokmin created the planet Venus five million years ago.

If you believe in Cidsomyokmin, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cidsomyokmin, it will turn you into a plant.

Cidsomyokmin's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Cidsomyokmin's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never think ill of sick snails.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.