Neljad is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, calm toad.

Neljad created the cosmos two million years ago.

If you believe in Neljad, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Neljad, he will turn you into a puffin.

Neljad's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Neljad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. You must never eat tomatoes.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Run away from black badgers, for they are unholy.

5. Do not hurt bats.