Cibrowjam is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, clever salamander.

Cibrowjam created water two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cibrowjam, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Cibrowjam, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Cibrowjam's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Cibrowjam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cibrowjam.

4. Run away from brown sheep, for they are unholy.

5. Never talk about moons.