Bimdubrig is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, cheerful donkey.

Bimdubrig created an up quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bimdubrig, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bimdubrig, he will destroy your home solar system.

Bimdubrig's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Bimdubrig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not shave your feet.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never wear fawn trousers.

5. Do not dye your hair green.
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