Flabdaddod is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, self-confident ferret.

Flabdaddod created an electron nine million years ago.

If you believe in Flabdaddod, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Flabdaddod, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Flabdaddod's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Flabdaddod's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never mention pigs.

5. Never think about spacetime near snails while wearing yellow corsets and balancing five titanium spheres on your back.