Tigxuckfodflystigtarbug is a god.
She takes the form of a minute, self-assured
centaur.
Tigxuckfodflystigtarbug created gold five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Tigxuckfodflystigtarbug, she will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Tigxuckfodflystigtarbug, she will turn you into a sheep.
Tigxuckfodflystigtarbug's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.
Tigxuckfodflystigtarbug's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.
2. Run away from fawn goats, for they are unholy.
3. Do not covet oxen.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
5. Never think about electromagnetism near cats while wearing violet rings and balancing three titanium spheres on your arms.