Fabnantom is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, pitiless raccoon.

Fabnantom created the Milkyway four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabnantom, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fabnantom, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Fabnantom's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Fabnantom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chant in public.

2. Never think about spacetime.

3. Sheep are not to be trusted.

4. Do not wear copper on your body.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.