Tomdimfligbit is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, boastful seal.

Tomdimfligbit created the world three million years ago.

If you believe in Tomdimfligbit, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Tomdimfligbit, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Tomdimfligbit's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Tomdimfligbit's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight squirrels approach from the south.

2. Do not kill hamsters.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Put Tomdimfligbit first in all things.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.
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