Nelvinlabhampagkemflis is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unsympathetic bear.

Nelvinlabhampagkemflis created the Sombrero Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Nelvinlabhampagkemflis, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nelvinlabhampagkemflis, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Nelvinlabhampagkemflis' most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Nelvinlabhampagkemflis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not hurt horses.