Quatdobvendunmadloopvigcun is a god.

She takes the form of a large, proud warg.

Quatdobvendunmadloopvigcun created an up quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Quatdobvendunmadloopvigcun, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Quatdobvendunmadloopvigcun, she will strike you with lightening.

Quatdobvendunmadloopvigcun's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Quatdobvendunmadloopvigcun's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Never think ill of sick ducks.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Quatdobvendunmadloopvigcun.

4. Never feed lots of beans to monkeys while wearing indigo corsets.

5. Never eat bananas.