Citsigfarn is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, unthinking swan.

Citsigfarn created dark energy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Citsigfarn, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Citsigfarn, she will have a low opinion of you.

Citsigfarn's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Citsigfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear nickel on your body.

2. Never think ill of sick squirrels.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Citsigfarn in the centre of the settlement.

5. Retreat if nine porpoises approach from the west.