Hatlog is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, awe-inspiring fly.

Hatlog created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Hatlog, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hatlog, it will laugh at you.

Hatlog's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Hatlog's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never think about cell theory.

5. Do not wear brown clothing.
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