Mumnullbon is a god.
He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, humorless
coyote.
Mumnullbon created dark energy four years ago.
If you believe in
Mumnullbon, he will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Mumnullbon, he will say rude things about you at parties.
Mumnullbon's most sacred site is Dimson in England.
Mumnullbon's Holy Commandments1. Never go into brown rooms.
2. Never sit in holy places.
3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mumnullbon.
4. Never talk about fire.
5. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.