Timlenbarn is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely small, selfish
naga.
Timlenbarn created the solar system eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Timlenbarn, it will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Timlenbarn, it will throw large rocks at you.
Timlenbarn's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.
Timlenbarn's Holy Commandments1. Learn five new languages a year.
2. You must never eat garlic.
3. Do not make images of living things.
4. Whales are not to be trusted.
5. Feed all hungry ducks.