Nadstafjad is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, resourceful turtle.

Nadstafjad created a charm quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Nadstafjad, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nadstafjad, it will turn you into a tree.

Nadstafjad's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Nadstafjad's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear mauve.

2. Always treat cats with great respect.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.