Femdossgig is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unfair monkey.

Femdossgig created a photon six billion years ago.

If you believe in Femdossgig, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Femdossgig, it will turn you into a rat.

Femdossgig's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Femdossgig's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six snakes approach from the east.

2. Never think about bacteria.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Never talk about comets.