Bendaggut is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, strong porpoise.

Bendaggut created a bottom quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bendaggut, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bendaggut, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Bendaggut's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Bendaggut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never talk about birds.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.

5. Never pour water over plants.