Fidzedyart is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, competent finch.

Fidzedyart created the planet Venus four million years ago.

If you believe in Fidzedyart, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fidzedyart, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Fidzedyart's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Fidzedyart's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Fidzedyart must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always help sick shrews.

5. Always obey Fidzedyart's priests.