Hogbodvon is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, unthinking swallow.

Hogbodvon created oxygen twelve years ago.

If you believe in Hogbodvon, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hogbodvon, he will not care.

Hogbodvon's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Hogbodvon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Feed all hungry mice.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always help moths in need.

5. Never talk about gravity near rats while wearing white kilts.