Bastmapzod is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, blissful dugong.

Bastmapzod created Africa nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bastmapzod, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bastmapzod, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Bastmapzod's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Bastmapzod's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bastmapzod.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not hurt tapirs.

4. Never write about chlorophyll.

5. Never talk about electromagnetism.